This short theater piece was created at the Freie Universität during a 2018 Drama Lab improv session... and is still a work in progress!

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The Old Lady (her bag gets stolen, she has trouble remembering, speaks in "old lady voice")

The Shop Owner (confident, proud, calls the police)

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meanwhile a thief sneaks into the scene and very carefully steals the lady's bagwallet

lady does not notice at first

these last two lines can be varied and repeated until the wallet has been removed from the purse

Scene 2

at the checkout

Shop Owner: That is 180 Euros.

Old Lady: Let me just get out my purse. Oh no! My bag wallet is lost! Someone stole it!

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